There are SO MANY reasons why you should want to adopt me! Last week I told you about how I’m a fabuloso lap dog. This week, the reason why you want me is:
I’m especially partners in crime/adventure with Foster Dad. We do all sorts of fun things together, like investigate new places, practice our tricks in front of
invisible crowds, spend some time chillin’ just us two and of course horsing around.
These are all the things you and I will be able to do together, when you adopt me!
To adopt your very own partner in crime, Johnnie Cash, email email@example.com!