Sometimes I try to convince Baxter that he needs to be a Terps football player.

Don’t you think so? He looks so good in the jersey, and he is definitely athletic enough.

He doesn’t agree. He thinks football is boring. He thinks the people who play with footballs are silly. . . especially UMD football, thanks to the season they had this year (low blow, Bax).

"What are you even doing?"

"Ick. Footballs."

He says he likes the Terps jersey, but this is all he wants to do in it:

Oh well, at least I tried. I guess we’ll need to look into other hobbies for him. He did mention something about competitive napping last week. . .

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